Agar Hum Tumako Chhede Toh
Na Ghar Ke Na Ghaat Ke
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(Agar hum tumako chhede toh, kya ruthoge hamase bolo
(अगर हम तुमको छेड़े तो, क्या रूठोगे हम बोलो .)
(If we tease you, what will we say?)
Hato ji jaao rehane do, jara jaakar ke muh dho lo
हटो जी जाओ रहने दो, जरा जाकर के मुह धो लो
Go live, let it be, just go and wash your face
Ghata bankar ke chha jaaye - (2)
घट बैंकर के छ जाए - (2)
Less than the banker's - (2)
Kahin baabuji na aa jaaye) - (2)
कहीं बाबूजी ना आ जाए) - (2)
Somewhere Babuji does not come) - (2)
Agar hum tumako chhede toh, kya ruthoge hamase bolo
अगर हम तुमको छेड़े तो, क्या रूठोगे हम बोलो
If we tease you, will you be angry?
O o o o o....
ओ ओ ओ ओ ओ ....
O O O O O ....
Jaaneman mauka mila hai, dekho kya mausam khila hai
जानेमन मौका मिला है, देखो क्या मौसम खेला है
Sweetheart got a chance, see what season has played
Me hai you hai aur ho woh hai, de do dil
मैं है आप है और हो वो है, दे दो दिल
I am you and you are that, give my heart
Yeh kaisi rat lagi hai, kya din mein bhang pi hai
ये कैसी रात लगी है, क्या दिन में भंग पी है
What is the night like, is it broken during the day?
Auto lo ji, ghar chalo ji, bhar ke bill
ऑटो लो जी, घर चलो जी, भर के बिल
Take auto ji, go home, pay your bills
Chalo phir raahon mein gaayein, kyun
चलो फिर रहो में गए, क्यों
Let's go back to stay, why
Chalo phir raahon mein gaayein, police waale na le jaaye
चलो फिर रहो में गए, पुलिस वाले ना ले जाए
Let's go again, don't take the policemen
Agar hum tumako chhede toh, kya ruthoge hamase bolo
अगर हम तुमको छेड़े तो, क्या रूठोगे हम बोलो
If we tease you, will you be angry?
Dekho kuchh problem nahi hai, yahaan ka system yahin hai
देखो कुछ समस्या नहीं है, यहां का सिस्टम यहां है
Look there's no problem, here's the system
My dear ji come near me, in the lane
मेरे प्यारे जी मेरे पास आओ, गली में
Come to me my dear, in the street
Uchhalo na besharam se, maano kehana kasam se
उच्छलो न बेशरम से, मानो कहना कसम से
Don't laugh shamelessly, as if to say swear
Haath chhodo juldi daudo, aayi train
हाथ छोड़ो जुडी दौड़ो, आई ट्रेन
Leave your hands, run, I train
Raj aur simran ban jaaye, kyun
राज और सिमरन बन जाए, क्यों
Raj and Simran become, why?
Raj aur simran ban jaaye, last local na nikal jaaye
राज और सिमरन बन जाए, लास्ट लोकल न निकल जाए
Raj and Simran become, the last local should not leave
Agar hum tumako chhede toh, kya ruthoge hamase bolo
अगर हम तुमको छेड़े तो, क्या रूठोगे हम बोलो
If we tease you, will you be angry?
Hato ji jaao rehane do, jara jaakar ke muh dho lo
हटो जी जाओ रहने दो, जरा जाकर के मुह धो लो
Go live, let it be, just go and wash your face
Ghata bankar ke chha jaaye - (2)
घट बैंकर के छ जाए - (2)
Less than the banker's - (2)
Kahin baabuji na aa jaaye
कहीं बाबूजी न आ जाएं
don't come anywhere babuji
Agar hum tumako chhede toh, kya ruthoge hamase bolo
अगर हम तुमको छेड़े तो, क्या रूठोगे हम बोलो
If we tease you, will you be angry?
Na Ghar Ke Na Ghaat Ke
About the movie
Summary
Based in Pallanhar, Uttar Pradesh, Devkinandan lives with his father, Sankataprasad; mother; grandmother; and a sister. He graduates with honors, gets employed in the Meteorological Department in Mumbai, and re-locates there, where he gets to share a room with a pimp, Madan Khachak, and attempts to adjust to life in this city. During the Ganesh Utsav, he gets paid leave for 10 days, returns home where his parents get him married to Mithilesh Kumar Dubey – a woman who he remembers had a runny nose as a child – and returns back without even spending time with her. Shortly thereafter, his parents, sister, and his wife arrive there and find Madan reprehensible so much so that they cut short their visit and return home – but Mithilesh decides to stay with him. He then decides to take her out to a movie, and leaves her near the entrance of their building. When he returns he is unable to locate her, and subsequently finds that she has been arrested by the Jogeshwari (East) Police for prostitution. Inspector Khote asks him to produce proof that they are in fact married. With no marriage certificate, Devkinandan then asks his parents to get wedding pictures as proof of his marriage. They do dramatically arrive with a large number of village residents, and do produce wedding photographs – but alas – in all photographs both his and his wife’s faces are veiled. With Khote unconvinced, it looks like the couple have no choice but face public embarrassment and humiliation.
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